| Jake: Yeah, unfortunately i spent all my money on cocaine and bear-whores.
Andy: Bear-whores?
Jake: Yeah, i have a bear friend and he gets lonely.
Philliams: Is his name Paul Redel? |
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| I learned something interesting today. I learned that there are birds called "tits" and there are birds called "boobies"...(not-quite-subdued chuckling) |
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| A CONVERSATION
Andy: Why are you slowing down?
Jake: Because i saw those flashing lights, but now i see that it's just a tow truck.
Erik: Yeah, Andy, better safe than sorry, don't you know that? That's the reasoning behind Jake's conservative driving philosophy.
Philliams: Velociraptor... |
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| A CONVERSATION
Andy: I don't like colonial-era movies unless they have a lot of death.
Jake: Yeah, like "The Patriot"
Philliams: ...or "Gladiator"
Andy: Not quite colonial, Philliams.
Philliams: "Robocop?"
Jake: Nope.
Philliams: "Terminator!"
Andy: Not quite, but all good death movies, Philliams. |
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| I've discovered that I no longer like fruit and heavy syrup together. |
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